Constitutional Carry

[bdcochran]

Ok. I see the stupidity and raise you two. God looks over babies and fools.

Incident One. The research facility had separate hot and cold trash containers. The hot trash container was different and never recycled. One day, one of my fellow workers sees something in the cold trash that probably should be in the hot trash. So, he fishes it out with his bare hand, walks down the corridor to the nearest geiger counter. Surprise! He was right. It was hot. He promptly drops on the ground and afterwards . . .

Incident Two. The other reactor goes critical and the staff manages to shut it down. The next day, the morons want to start attempting to have the reactor go critical again by duplicating the events leading up to the reactor going critical. Yes, I know why it went critical and there would have been a good chance it couldn't have been closed down again.